VOCABULARY WAR AS HONORABLE PATRIC WRITES TO GHANAIAN OVER DEAD PRESIDENT

Firstly, i have to tender my apology for not publishing the news of the dead Ghanaian president John Atta Mills yesterday, I was far from my lappy and internet.
So, am gonna make it up to you guys with this Nigerian Vocabularian write up to Ghanaians Hon. Patric Obayaigbon. Read it below.
Purported letter from Patric Obayaigbon to Ghanaians on the demise of their president. "President professor John Atta Evans Mills' passing on is a mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation, an empyrean paradisiac
rendezvous  lies ahead. Heaven is the terminus. The ecclesiastic, executive and legislature and all Ghanaians at large have lost a solitaire. Any veritable verification of the verity of president Professor John Evans Atta Mills' demise?  I am in a state of metagrabolised melancholia."

Please help Ghanians understand the message honorable is passing out oooh, by translating this statement to a very simple English USING THE COMMENT BOX.

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